Seeking ugly women for Outback's lonely hearts

Friends don't let friends take home ugly women.

I'm sure the Harley-honey would go with you, she lonely and old. so you know her eyes are working to good. You would look great to her. LOL

and who is payng the mayors salery? maybe some of his costituants should take a better look at who their voting into office if that is the best advice he has.and everyone wonders why we have so many problems.voting is serious bussness folks get a clue!

and what makes him think even an ugly woman would want to live n the outback? and serously wonder what the men three look like? ummm

Well I tried to find this, took longer than I expected, but here ya go - PERFECT for this so called NEWS Item....
The Song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch...
The Lyrics:
If You Wanna Be Happy - Jimmy Soul
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall
As soon as he marries her, then she starts
Doin' the things that will break his heart
But if you make an ugly woman your wife
You'll be happy for the rest of your life
An ugly woman cooks your meals on time
An she'll always give you peace of mind
Don't let your friends say you have no taste
Go ahead and marry anyway
Though her face is ugly and her eyes don't match
Take it from me, she's a better catch

smarter in iowa wrote:

and what makes him think even an ugly woman would want to live n the outback? and serously wonder what the men three look like? ummm

They're bad enough in the cities!

All women look the same in the dark...

and, of course, Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder....

Ugly is as ugly does.

It Seems that to these folks a "10" is a "4" + a six-Pack. Besides beauty is relative. If she is the only girl in town... she is beautiful.

I'd do a black snake with a festered arse!

MeanandNasty wrote:

Friends don't let friends take home ugly women.

Friends realise that each person has their own taste and would not be so idiotic as to think that their idea of ugly and beautiful is the same as everyone else's. It's subjetive.